I’m not answering letters, I’m requesting them (and then I’ll answer them). Write me a letter and tell me how awesome I am! Or, you know, something more pertinent to world affairs. Obviously, I still have email (firstname.lastname@example.org), but letters are cooler. Whatever, here’s my address.
P.O. Box 499
St. Francis, SD 57572
I do ask that if you feel like sending a care package, how about sending the money here instead?
But letters and postcards, you can totally send my way.